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Chinatown Video releases for November 2000

 

THE CONMAN aka GOD OF GAMBLERS 1999 (1999) Rated MA. 107 mins. $27.95

Wong Jing created the stuff of Hong Kong cinema legend with his films starring Chow Yun Fat as the God of Gamblers, the man who always smiled, never lost, and dressed to kill. In this unrelated sequel, it seems that the Asian economic crisis has brought out a less mythic breed of gambler. King (Andy Lau) is a sharper whose maxim is "If you don't cheat, you are never guaranteed to win". The downside of cheating is getting caught, and when a mobster takes exception to King's technique the resulting melee leaves two dead. King goes to jail for five years, and loses his partner, his wife and the child he's never seen. All he gets in return is a head of grey hair and a mournful harmonica soundtrack.

Eventually he's back on the streets and takes on a new partner, the incorrigible Little Dragon (Nick Cheung). Together they rescue Dragon's sister Ching Ching (Athena Chu) from a swindler and then set out to make their first billion, a task which involves a lot more Computing Logical Systems and a lot less hair gel than Dragon had expected. When he complains, King asks him "Would you rather be a happy loser or a boring winner?" Things get far from boring when the malevolent Handsome (Waise Lee) blackmails King into taking on the legendary Macau Mon (Jack Kao) in a fifty million dollar game for his money and his life.

If you're not used to Hong Kong's no holds barred cinema, "The Conman" may not be for you. Distressingly, director Wong characterises not one but all of his bad gangsters and corrupt cops by their violence to women, both threatened and real. In fact, the women in the film are all either victims or wallpaper (and often both). This sits uneasily in the same film that has a highly comic scam involving a faked broadcast of the World Cup. King's range of skills have no consistent pattern, moving from trickster to pool shark to cheater to statistician, making for an entertaining series of vignettes but nothing approaching consistent characterisation.

Luckily, the movie is saved by the audacity of the scams, the wickedness of the gags, the fast pace of the plot and the some very stylish cinematography. Nick Cheung's enjoyable performance as the always-optimistic Dragon is worth the price of admission, and Wong's own cameo as a crooked TV director called Squirrel is a hoot. It's also great to see Waise Lee in action again - those 1980s actors sure do look like original gangsters when they hit the screen. All in all, it's a dodgy but entertaining piece of fictional gambling - even when it's as sordid as this, it's still more exciting than the real thing.

 

MONKEY! Volume 4 Rated PG. 130 mins. $22.95.
MONKEY! Volume 5
Rated PG. 130 mins. $22.95.

Well goddam - I'm delighted to say that 20 years on this show is still as fresh as it was then. It's lively stuff - the plots motor along, plenty of fights with cheesy music to pep them up, a great cast of characters, and a wok-load of goodies and baddies from Chinese mythology. I loved it in the 1970s as a kid, and hot damn, I love it now too. Vol 4 has the episodes "Pigsy's in the Well", "The Difference Between Night and Day" and "Pearls Before Swine". Vol 5 contains "The Minx and the Slug", "Catfish, Saint and the Shape- Changer" and "Monkey Meets the Demon Digger". See the Monkey Video website for more info.

 

Index of Chinatown Video releases since May 1998

  

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